T2 LHR-LHR 17 MAY 14 (NON EXISTENT)

A flight from Heathrow to Heathrow in a non existent class?
Well, kind of.
I was part of the Terminal 2 trials along with some other V-Flyers. It was great to meet up with RoxyPopsy and see CHill710 again.
Here's a little photo montage of the day, and a sneak preview of the airport!
I travelled to Heathrow on the tried and tested Piccadilly Line. It was a little late so I was playing catch up with RoxyPopsy and CHill710 for most of the morning!
I always prefer to change at Baron's Court as it's quieter.

At Heathrow, I followed the signs to Heathrow Terminal 2.

Then joined the queue for registration. If only my name began with Q!

To get my passes that would give me the freedom of the airport!

Next thing was a safety briefing and a chance to look around at the building itself.

Then up the escalators...


Then we collected our scripts, which was a bit disorganized to be honest as they were offering people 'destinations' - which for fake flights - was odd seeing people wanting exotic destinations!
Some passengers would be business class customers but unfortunately their instructions were to go to the entrance of the lounge only, and no further!
The scripts were basically
- Your Name
- Your Airline and Destination
- How you were to check in
- How much luggage you had
- A 'passport' to scan
I was Juliette White, a middle aged businesswoman from London. Recently divorced, but enjoying a sense of freedom she hasn't had in years since she dumped 'him'. Found a job she loves and enjoys the travelling.
They then told me I didn't have to do a back story.
Anyway, I had a suitcase to collect, and Heathrow had a huge selection of 'dummy' suitcases - from tiny to huge!
Then it was through to start the experience, making mental notes of any snags and misinformation etc. for feedback later.
There were over 3000 people going through the airport and there was a real buzz, helped by the incredibly friendly volunteers.
So, having gone to the first free desk to get my script - where was I going to...? Singapore, Taipei, Washington...?
Little Red to Manchester. The co-incidence of getting a VS flight was mildly amusing for 0.3 seconds.
I had to check in at one of the little machines - which was incredibly slow. It was strange using it as it let me select seats and spat out a boarding pass etc. Fully working except that the flight was non-existent!

The kiosks were located at an odd angle and actually when you collected your boarding pass ended up standing at Upper Class check-in - I noted this on my feedback and wonder if that will annoy people?
Through security - and it was treated like a real airport. Liquids over 100ml etc. were removed. This was rather slow and I am curious as to how security will cope as it was very slow moving today.
No photographs permitted at this point.
We then stopped to give feedback, via Samsung Tablets.
Then it was through to the central concourse of the terminal where entertainment, tea, coffee, muffins etc. was provided.

This was not as naff as it looks - in fact it was great fun and where is where I heard the phrase 'sweating like Wayne Rooney in the Mastermind chair' for the first time!
Finally met up with RoxyPopsy and CHill710!

Always lovely to put faces to names.
COUGH!.
Then to follow the signs for my flight. Very happy to see free charging points throughout the terminal.

This isn't a free charging point. This is art.



The ghost of WHSmith



Yes - dot matrix printers are still alive and well in the worlds newest terminal!
Then time to view the facilities.

I wonder if I was the first... no, let's not go there. Unless you need to and then you definitely should 'go' there.



Then off to get my 'flight'!


This sign made one of the fake passengers very irate. Wasn't sure why.

Followed the signs to the 'plane'. And waited for our instructions...

Yes. That's a laminated sheet.