""Virgin Blue is Paging Al Kyder...""

I wasn't sure if this should go into News Bites or here.

Anyway, this cracked me up, and makes me wish I was back in the Southern Hemisphere myself.

(It's worksafe and no ninjas will appear outside your window, or under your bed, for looking at it...)

Cheers!
Mike

Both excellent. I particularly liked the boarding call!

Put a smile on my face did that

[HighFlyer]

Oh gosh that is hilarious! It probably shouldnt be, but crikey ...

Thanks,
Sarah

He claimed to have drunk four cans of cider beforehand. A binge drinker, he gave up spirits to drink wine and then changed to cider.

"Temporary psychosis was induced by the alcohol and the manner in which he'd changed his tipple," said Tamia Tago, defending.

Really?? Well theres a suprise eh?

And dont ya just love our Aussie cousins!! I cant see them having as much fun at LHR - or maybe they shoudl just try it at Malaga with aMonarch flight full of tourists[:w]

Very funny. Specially the smile on her face as says it.

Still can't get over no ID required when flying internal here, however book and pay for a hotel online and they want photographic ID!

Did notice on other thing - but didn't mention it in my TRs - in domestic terminals, both DJ and QF, non-passengers are allowed through security check point to airside. I saw people meeting others at gate. Something I have only seen in the US a number of years ago.

Cracked me up to, just goes to show that the simply jokes work well.