I know it's not REALLY funny but...

[Decker]

http://www.nationnews.com/editorial/357289466487228.php

Bitches repeat after me 'Andrew Patrick......'[:D]

Mrs D

xxx

Its funny
I can understand the preserved gooseberries, macaroni pie, fried flying fish and fish cake batter but not the sweets.

I may be missing something really obvious here but i cant think what it could be...

love to be sat next to her, rotting fish in her bag yum.