V-Flyer

'news' story here.

Not sure this is in the best possible taste, but the line at the end (Nail Scissors and water still banned) sums up the situation as I see it.

Very amusing Jeremy, as you said the irony in the last line fits perfectly with some of the stupid rules currently in place.

Neil:)

No, it isn't in good taste. To quote their 'About Us' page:

NewsBiscuit was founded in September 2006 to create an outlet for British humour on the internet.

The kind of thing that makes me feel very unpatriotic (NewsBisuit, that is, not you sailor!).

Very entertaining - just the sort of thing we'd expect to see on The Onion! Well done Jeremy for spotting ...

... also like the sub header 'Birdwatchers thrilled at first ever sighting of a girlfriend'.