Virgin dont know what they are talking about

I found a couple of sentances on the VS website which made me smile.
Link to Site

Scroll down to Cabin Maintenance and read the first paragraph its a cracker.


And for those who dont want to read all of the jargon heres my best bit

Our cabin avionics (IFE) group comprises well-trained, professional technicians capable of maintaining inflight entertainment systems to greater than 99 per cent seat availability.