V-Flyer

One of the best ways of getting an upgrade to ucs is to decline your champagne in PE[oo]

Why?

Self denial is a great sweetner of pleasure![^]

Huh?

I rest my case

It's OK Pixuk, just more low quality time wasting. Like this example of a well reasoned arguement from Whitefish/tubelad

Originally posted by tubelad
...I've flown many times with VS and one particular instance will stand out - this was leaving JFK and hitting turbulence and one of the service staff having a slanging match with a lady who was heavily pregnant not being allowed to use the toilet. I thought it was disgusting-it almost ruined the flight if it wasn't so funny! It's all very well you saying "well the Virgin staff were just doing their job", but it's the WAY they do it that's important! There are many more instances I could type here. It seems that training of staff seems to occur on the actual flight itself rather than on the ground in the training room.

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or this remarkable insight into VS staff:

Originally posted by tubelad
...And I don't want Virgin staff to be human- try to be human because it never works. I'd rather have a buffet with no service staff or food served by robots;)

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or maybe this totally weird viewpoint on where VS should invest in their product:

Originally posted by Whitefish
I make a point of never dating geminis!:D

or even this little AdHom:

Originally posted by Tubelad[/i]
i you pay between 3-5k for that flat bed? I wouldnt say you were gullible! not at all

Of course the AdHom in here (since moderated out of course), which suggested mods and respected users here had mental problems, does rather make one think of words like "pot","black" and "kettle".

How does the famous saying go ...

Good point - I've run out of bananas anyway:D

You slipped on the last one ho ho:D