mmmm ..... where should I begin?
Lauren and myself were booked in First from DEN to IAD lasy year; kerbside check-in was uneventful.
We were, consummately, held up by the TSA and arrived at the Gate, as 'gate closing' was being announced to discover that our seats had been re-allocated and we were now in Economy; actually, no; we're in seats 1A and 1B (from memory), our luggage is checked-in and we're here before the flight closes.
After demanding to see the ground supervisor we're on the aircraft in our original seats but our carry-ons are deemed too large for the overhead lockers; WTF! it's has little wheels and an extending handle but it's no-where near the size of the suitcases and trunks that appear to have been brought on by everybody else.
One in-flight drink, and then nothing else offered except a tiny bottle of wine, with the singularly unmemorable meal, that was consumed entirely out of boredom.
The IFE was dire and it appeared that it was pay per view, although the microprint instructions may have included a get out clause for FC passengers.
No matter, by this point I was losing the will to live and spent the entire flight watching the weather channel, as snow was forecast at IAD and I was hoping that we wouldn't get out on the following day.
On arrival at IAD; United has left one of our checked-in cases in DEN. No matter, I'm not going to lose my temper; it's our last night, we want to have a slab of red meat that has been perfectly cooked, some drinks and then an evening of relaxation. The case will be at IAD by midday, tomorrow; no problem, keep it here at United and I'll collect it when we arrive for check-in to VS.
Yeah, right.
We arrive at IAD, the following day, to find that the case has arrived, and has been delivered to our hotel.
Are we likely to “Fly the Friendly Skies” again?
Answers on a very small postcard.