V-Flyer

However I would like to apologise to those on the EK435 on the 17th and the EK001 on the 18th. ENJOY.

I did come close to wetting myself at "The specialists did not recommend setting farts alight, either on land or in a plane, despite its proven ability to reduce odour."

I am opening a book on how quickly this story will take to appear in the Mail Online....

pjh wrote:I am opening a book on how quickly this story will take to appear in the Mail Online....

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"I was traumatised and they wouldn't land the plane anywhere so we could get some air freshener. The waitress even refused to open the door to let some fresh air in. I bet that beef I had for dinner was horse too. I have no idea what this has done to the price of my house but I am OUTRAGED"

....is this a wind-up

Only in Australia would a news article include comment on lighting farts!

pjh wrote:I am opening a book on how quickly this story will take to appear in the Mail Online....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... tions.html

A variant of the story granted, but who won?

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joeyc wrote:

pjh wrote:I am opening a book on how quickly this story will take to appear in the Mail Online....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... tions.html

A variant of the story granted, but who won?

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Good lord, I was joking...

Joey, you are definitely the winner, but am not sure that any award related to the Mail is something you'd want on your mantelpiece.

Custom made underwear?? What with charcoal filters or something?