V-Flyer

thought i'd humor you all with this little joke i rcvd!

Subject: Love to Fly ?


A guy sitting at an airport bar in New York, noticed a
beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself,
"Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But
which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered
the Delta Slogan,
"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare, and he immediately
thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again,

"Never forget your first time?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked
himself, and scratched Virgin Atlantic off the list.
Next he tried the United slogan,

"I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

This time the woman savagely turned on him,
"What the F**k do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said....
"Ahhh, British Airways!"


shaun

Hi,

LOL!!!:D

Regards

TBS

ROFL

yes I think she served me a couple of years ago:D

She may have been on my DEL flight....

Good one Shaun

Are you sure she was on you DEL flight - wasn't it her turn to be off sick that day?!:D

That's true... perhaps the snooty, rude b*tch on my DEL flight was her temp replacement!

Or amybe it's just the fact that all BA staff are snotty!!! lol
only joking i do actually know a few nice ones(maybe not the right forum to post it on though!!! lol)

shaun

:D