V-Flyer Counselling Service

Evening all,

I'm afraid I need somemore legendary v-flyer.com counselling. I've just been told that my "surprise" stag do is to edinburgh and we're flying there from BHX. Unfortunately, yep, you've guessed it, I'm flying British Airways!!

Can anyone help me? [}:)]

Sorry, there is no cure. Once you've gone over to the Dark Side there's no going back;)

Does that mean there's no hope for me Jeremy? [:#]

Can't SRB charter me a plane to get me to Edinburgh?

Well you could take a Virgin train. I guess that would save your soul.

That was the original plan, but even with Virgin Value, and other discounted fares, we were still looking at £120 return. Making the flight significantly cheaper!

I'll just close my eyes and pretend I'm in UCS.

MCO Nut.

Please hand back your VF membership at the door,
Remove all items of Virgin clothing
Give back the amenity kits and memories
Delete this site from yoru computer
Sign up for BA miles nonsense
Wear a nice suit
Sing the company song

have a happy life matey!!!

A touch harsh!

Besides, I'll be handing out v-flyer cards aplenty and wearing my v-flyer badge with pride. I'll be using my v-flyer luggage tags and I'm damn it, I'm going to enjoy myself!

[Scrooge]

Take the train,start the party on a VS train heading north?

Originally posted by jetwet1
Take the train,start the party on a VS train heading north?

Tickets already booked I'm afraid. I'm going to pretend I'm an undercover agent. (See previous post!)

Go the whole hog - take a sleep suit, ask for the boarding champagne, and try to fold the seat flat forwards. You're guaranteed to get thrown off the flight as a nutter, then you'll be on the train (or more likely a bus...).

Sorry - was only joking above!!!

Thats so cool - "MCO-MI5" sneaking around the dark side and not letting them know his true identity - until suddenly he pounces and reveals his true colours,,,,,

Red and Purple Underpants with "I love SRB" embroided across them!!!

Get in there !!!!

Originally posted by MarkJ
Red and Purple Underpants with "I love SRB" embroided across them!!!

With the size of my a***, I could fit "Sir Richard Branson" on them rather than SRB!

see new topic

Originally posted by porsche911
see new topic

Perhaps you would like to elaborate a little on that one. Like, which new topic, what it is about, and why we should see it?

I guess youll find out why the worlds favorite airline is not the worlds best airline? One idea is to get some double sided sticky tape and put a Virgin Tail fin on the back and recruit all the VAA crew on v-flyer to operate as crew for you... then of course there is the food dont forget your packed lunch on the BA flight. and of course you wont have v-port so take a PSP or an i-pod !! hope this helps

Originally posted by milehigh
recruit all the VAA crew on v-flyer to operate as crew for you...

Are you offering?

The only problem would be the other 90+ passengers... what would they do in the future... once they had seen a way out of the Dark Side but couldnt do it all the time...

If you can get the rest onside youre on If you provde the packed lunches and drinks on arrival! Should I recruit a Beauty Therapist to the cause? And should we get the clubhouse team to takeover the BHX BA lounge for the day?

Sounds like a plan to me, milehigh [y].

Now you mention it, any chance you could ask nicely and "borrow" an LHR 744 for the afternoon? We could do with a bit of V:Port.

Originally posted by MCONut
Evening all,

I'm afraid I need somemore legendary v-flyer.com counselling. I've just been told that my "surprise" stag do is to edinburgh and we're flying there from BHX. Unfortunately, yep, you've guessed it, I'm flying British Airways!!

Can anyone help me? [}:)]

A course of prozac has been recommended by gill.

Robert & Gillian

I think you've crossed over. No true v-flyer would ever be seen on a BA aircraft. My suggestion would be to disguise yourself, to ensure no v-flyers see you at the airport- that could be akward [8D]

Just make sure the honeymoon is on VS, and we might forgive you

[RichardMannion]

Obviously I'm not a true V-Flyer then, as I utilise BA for flights on a regular basis now that BMI is abysmal.

So don't worry, its just when you fly BA to a route that is served by VS that we really worry [:p]

Thanks,
Richard

Maybe I should had added a "haha" in there... to show I was kidding.

Don't worry Richard... you're as "v-flyer" as they come

[preiffer]

Originally posted by webdes03
Don't worry Richard... you're as "v-flyer" as they come

Not sure about that - You sure Virgin TRAINS don't service those destinations, Richard?

Originally posted by preiffer
Not sure about that - You sure Virgin TRAINS don't service those destinations, Richard?

Hahaha

Originally posted by RichardMannion
So don't worry, its just when you fly BA to a route that is served by VS that we really worry [:p]

I don't think I'll be doing that anytime in the near future. [}:)]

Originally posted by webdes03
Just make sure the honeymoon is on VS, and we might forgive you

Phew, that's a relief. Thought I'd had it there! [:p]