As times become tougher, and every penny of discretionary spending is accounted for, it becomes ever more important that Virgin offer faultless, consistent service.
And yet they seem radically unable to achieve this baseline of uniformity. Why?
Here's an example, which I'm sure, sadly, will chime with some of you.
My brother got married recently. For his wedding present, I bought him and his wife UC tickets to New York, where he was beginning his honeymoon. He'd only ever flown Y before so, of course, he was very excited.
On his return last week, he talked about how much he enjoyed his outbound journey: the clubhouse, the attentive staff and so on. But I noticed he was less effusive about the return journey. I pressed him and he told me why:
On the outgoing journey, the crew were indeed attentive and friendly. They made their presence known throughout the flight. When there was a problem with my brother's AVOD, they relocated him to another seat and generally worked hard to make his and his new wife's first flight in UC a memorable one. Full marks.
On the return journey, however, it was a different story. The crew were indifferent and barely ever present doing their rounds in the UC cabin. My brother sought a crew-member out to ask if they could help him (as a newbie) to convert his seat into a bed; the crew-member's response was almost hostile. They seemed to resent being interrupted from something. My brother wondered what was being interrupted. So, curious, he waited a moment and then followed them back, and noticed most of the crew were congregated around the UC bar, talking loudly (and, apparently, rather lewdly) with other 'passengers' who were all sitting at the bar. In hearing their discussions, it soon became apparent that all of these 'passengers' were in fact off-duty Virgin employees/crew - a whole bar's worth and more. They remained at the bar for most of the rest of the journey, such that actual passengers - you know, the ones who pay the salaries of the galavanters - couldn't have used the facility even if they'd wanted to. This was not just a quick hello, this was a flight's worth of reminiscing and gossiping in passenger-space, for the majority of the rest of the flight. Not really on, and nobody attempted to moderate it. Either the FSM couldn't be bothered to check up on them or, worse, was one of the assembled gaggle. I don't know which in this case.
Since none of the crew were bothering to do any cabin-rounds except for the bare minimum of fixed meal times (remember the Freedom Menu? Haha), no drinks were being offered or refilled in the interim. So my brother walked to the bar and asked for a glass of juice. The crew were so busy chatting amongst themselves and their civvies-colleagues that they didn't even really reply with words or even make eye contact. They just gestured at the carton, suggesting he should pour it himself, which he did. God forbid they should be interrupted.
Now, in one sense, this is trivial. It's hardly dramatic or a great tragedy. In another sense, though, it's annoying. It's unnecessarily tainted ever so slightly what may well be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Not in any massive operatic way, but it's just mildly tarnished what should have been and so easily could have been pristine.
To the broader point: in my line of work, I have a number of systems and procedures to ensure that this sort of inconsistency cannot happen, whether people are having an 'off' day or not. You design a system with the right checks and balances so that these inconsistencies become vanishingly unlikely.
So why are Virgin unable to design such systems and schemes themselves? What is so rotten at the core of their training and implementation that they cannot do what so many other organisations can do? It's not even like it's particularly difficult: just act like the professionals you claim to be, day in and day out, or leave, and make sure that this is checked for actively and passively.
I only hope that the systemic inconsistency so obviously on view does not seep into more technical, significant areas of Virgin's operation. I trust it does not, but trust can be lost.
But actually, I don't want to be too melodramatic here. I mean, if I have a ropey RyanAir flight, I shrug my shoulders: one gets what one pays for. Or one should. But in these constricting times, when you spend thousands of pounds on several hours' worth of product, it is surely reasonable to expect that product to be flawless and not contingent on the vicissitudes of the day?
Why can't Virgin achieve this? I ask this not as a rhetorical flourish but as a genuine question. What is it about the organisation that prevents them, over a number of years, from attaining this? Does anyone have any ideas?
And yet they seem radically unable to achieve this baseline of uniformity. Why?
Here's an example, which I'm sure, sadly, will chime with some of you.
My brother got married recently. For his wedding present, I bought him and his wife UC tickets to New York, where he was beginning his honeymoon. He'd only ever flown Y before so, of course, he was very excited.
On his return last week, he talked about how much he enjoyed his outbound journey: the clubhouse, the attentive staff and so on. But I noticed he was less effusive about the return journey. I pressed him and he told me why:
On the outgoing journey, the crew were indeed attentive and friendly. They made their presence known throughout the flight. When there was a problem with my brother's AVOD, they relocated him to another seat and generally worked hard to make his and his new wife's first flight in UC a memorable one. Full marks.
On the return journey, however, it was a different story. The crew were indifferent and barely ever present doing their rounds in the UC cabin. My brother sought a crew-member out to ask if they could help him (as a newbie) to convert his seat into a bed; the crew-member's response was almost hostile. They seemed to resent being interrupted from something. My brother wondered what was being interrupted. So, curious, he waited a moment and then followed them back, and noticed most of the crew were congregated around the UC bar, talking loudly (and, apparently, rather lewdly) with other 'passengers' who were all sitting at the bar. In hearing their discussions, it soon became apparent that all of these 'passengers' were in fact off-duty Virgin employees/crew - a whole bar's worth and more. They remained at the bar for most of the rest of the journey, such that actual passengers - you know, the ones who pay the salaries of the galavanters - couldn't have used the facility even if they'd wanted to. This was not just a quick hello, this was a flight's worth of reminiscing and gossiping in passenger-space, for the majority of the rest of the flight. Not really on, and nobody attempted to moderate it. Either the FSM couldn't be bothered to check up on them or, worse, was one of the assembled gaggle. I don't know which in this case.
Since none of the crew were bothering to do any cabin-rounds except for the bare minimum of fixed meal times (remember the Freedom Menu? Haha), no drinks were being offered or refilled in the interim. So my brother walked to the bar and asked for a glass of juice. The crew were so busy chatting amongst themselves and their civvies-colleagues that they didn't even really reply with words or even make eye contact. They just gestured at the carton, suggesting he should pour it himself, which he did. God forbid they should be interrupted.
Now, in one sense, this is trivial. It's hardly dramatic or a great tragedy. In another sense, though, it's annoying. It's unnecessarily tainted ever so slightly what may well be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Not in any massive operatic way, but it's just mildly tarnished what should have been and so easily could have been pristine.
To the broader point: in my line of work, I have a number of systems and procedures to ensure that this sort of inconsistency cannot happen, whether people are having an 'off' day or not. You design a system with the right checks and balances so that these inconsistencies become vanishingly unlikely.
So why are Virgin unable to design such systems and schemes themselves? What is so rotten at the core of their training and implementation that they cannot do what so many other organisations can do? It's not even like it's particularly difficult: just act like the professionals you claim to be, day in and day out, or leave, and make sure that this is checked for actively and passively.
I only hope that the systemic inconsistency so obviously on view does not seep into more technical, significant areas of Virgin's operation. I trust it does not, but trust can be lost.
But actually, I don't want to be too melodramatic here. I mean, if I have a ropey RyanAir flight, I shrug my shoulders: one gets what one pays for. Or one should. But in these constricting times, when you spend thousands of pounds on several hours' worth of product, it is surely reasonable to expect that product to be flawless and not contingent on the vicissitudes of the day?
Why can't Virgin achieve this? I ask this not as a rhetorical flourish but as a genuine question. What is it about the organisation that prevents them, over a number of years, from attaining this? Does anyone have any ideas?