V-Flyer Haiku

Thirty Thousand Feet
But only one pair of socks
Boy that really stinks

or

Full recline up front
Fully disinclined down back
Next Time I'll turn left

FM

Thirty Thousand Feet
But only one pair of socks
Boy that really stinks

or

Full recline up front
Fully disinclined down back
Next Time I'll turn left

FM

Originally posted by Neil

Originally posted by honey lamb
Madam honey lamb
Is a grumpy old woman
Beware of her wrath

Lol - that is a good one[y]

Ok my go:


Neil is brilliant
Everyone loves him a lot
Even GJ now

Works for me[:)]

HL - let it not be said you're 'old'...

Neil - your haiku is as beautiful and touching as it is modest and self-effacing.

Originally posted by Neil

Originally posted by honey lamb
Madam honey lamb
Is a grumpy old woman
Beware of her wrath

Lol - that is a good one[y]

Ok my go:


Neil is brilliant
Everyone loves him a lot
Even GJ now

Works for me[:)]

HL - let it not be said you're 'old'...

Neil - your haiku is as beautiful and touching as it is modest and self-effacing.

Originally posted by mdvipond
Valiant effort slink - but 6-8-5? Hey, don't blame me, blame the Japanese!

LOL, I blame the conservatives, they were in government during the majority of my education! Howabout:

Hull is lovely
Even GJ vacates there
He swallows pills

Originally posted by mdvipond
Valiant effort slink - but 6-8-5? Hey, don't blame me, blame the Japanese!

LOL, I blame the conservatives, they were in government during the majority of my education! Howabout:

Hull is lovely
Even GJ vacates there
He swallows pills

[honey lamb]

honey lamb now thinks
Mandarin Oriental
For her in Tokyo

[honey lamb]

honey lamb now thinks
Mandarin Oriental
For her in Tokyo

[honey lamb]

God, I'm on a roll

Pete owns V-Flyer
Useful information
Can be found on it

[honey lamb]

God, I'm on a roll

Pete owns V-Flyer
Useful information
Can be found on it

[honey lamb]

Easily known I have little else to do [:w]

Sir Richard Branson
Started Virgin Atlantic
We love him for that

[honey lamb]

Easily known I have little else to do [:w]

Sir Richard Branson
Started Virgin Atlantic
We love him for that

Originally posted by honey lamb
God, I'm on a roll

Pete owns V-Flyer
Useful information
Can be found on it

Had to end some time HL

5-6-5 [:)]

FM

Originally posted by honey lamb
God, I'm on a roll

Pete owns V-Flyer
Useful information
Can be found on it

Had to end some time HL

5-6-5 [:)]

FM

Originally posted by slinky09

Originally posted by mdvipond
Valiant effort slink - but 6-8-5? Hey, don't blame me, blame the Japanese!

LOL, I blame the conservatives, they were in government during the majority of my education!

slink blames his bad maths
on the poor conservatives
well I was educated in the 80s too and I can count just fine

Here's another:

V-Flyer website
instils a love of travel
and loathing of Hull

Originally posted by slinky09

Originally posted by mdvipond
Valiant effort slink - but 6-8-5? Hey, don't blame me, blame the Japanese!

LOL, I blame the conservatives, they were in government during the majority of my education!

slink blames his bad maths
on the poor conservatives
well I was educated in the 80s too and I can count just fine

Here's another:

V-Flyer website
instils a love of travel
and loathing of Hull

[honey lamb]

Originally posted by FamilyMan

Originally posted by honey lamb
God, I'm on a roll

Pete owns V-Flyer
Useful information
Can be found on it

Had to end some time HL

5-6-5 [:)]

FM

Not at all. In-form-at-i-on. Just because you pronounce it 'informashun' doesn't mean that everyone else does. I pronounce the 'i' there [:p]

[honey lamb]

Originally posted by FamilyMan

Originally posted by honey lamb
God, I'm on a roll

Pete owns V-Flyer
Useful information
Can be found on it

Had to end some time HL

5-6-5 [:)]

FM

Not at all. In-form-at-i-on. Just because you pronounce it 'informashun' doesn't mean that everyone else does. I pronounce the 'i' there [:p]

Originally posted by honey lamb

Originally posted by FamilyMan

Originally posted by honey lamb
God, I'm on a roll

Pete owns V-Flyer
Useful information
Can be found on it

Had to end some time HL

5-6-5 [:)]

FM

Not at all. In-form-at-i-on. Just because you pronounce it 'informashun' doesn't mean that everyone else does. I pronounce the 'i' there [:p]

touche [B)]

Originally posted by honey lamb

Originally posted by FamilyMan

Originally posted by honey lamb
God, I'm on a roll

Pete owns V-Flyer
Useful information
Can be found on it

Had to end some time HL

5-6-5 [:)]

FM

Not at all. In-form-at-i-on. Just because you pronounce it 'informashun' doesn't mean that everyone else does. I pronounce the 'i' there [:p]

touche [B)]

Maybe it works better if you read it with a Cork accent...?

Maybe it works better if you read it with a Cork accent...?

I love the Clubhouse
For breakfast before I fly
Eggs Benedict - yum

I love the Clubhouse
For breakfast before I fly
Eggs Benedict - yum

Originally posted by iforres1
Have you been sniffing the meths again[:?]

To complex for me, but then again English is my second language and Turning Japenese is somthing that the Vapours sang about I think.

Iain

Sorry to be pedantic but the vapours is something that 'ladies' suffer from (cue those nice chaps from Little Britan).The Vapors sang 'Turning Japanese'. I know ,because I saw them supporting The Jam on the 'Setting Sons' tour in 1979. (yes I know, I'm old).